Boys Schmoys!

So I meet a boy. Let's call him The Dummy. Date #1: lots of oysters, lots of drinks, excellent conversation, flirting etc...totally hit it off. Very easy kiss goodbye, which NEVER happens. The first goodbye is always nerve wracking. Is that how you write it - nerve wracking? Anyway, maybe it was all the drinks but whatever, you say potato...The Dummy asks me out again on our first date and I’m thinking faaaaaantasic! I’ve dated a handful of people recently and nothin’, then this guy comes along and it feels great!

Second date it snows profusely in the city. Being a trooper, I agree to go into the city. He actually times it so he gets on the same T as me. Sort of cute, right? Dinner, more flirting, lots of conversation...all super easy. We go to play pool and have so much fun. He tells me he wants to kiss me. I’m like “well then do it!” We make out intermittently. We clearly dig each other. Taxi home...to OUR OWN homes. This is on a Saturday. Now I’m feeling REALLY good about this guy. Conversation is excellent.

Mon or Tues I email him a quick note saying hi or something. I hear nothing until he texts me on Thurs saying he's sorry he didn't write back sooner but he had food poisoning and was really sick. Ah huh, okay...so against the advice of my friend, I reply like 3 or 4 days later asking if he feels better and asking if he wants to go out again. He replies that day saying yes definitely and he's so sorry he has been so busy wiith this huge project at work. That is not a lie since he had told me of this on our first date. He offers two days that week when he can go out. I reply, making myself available on one of the days. HE DOESN'T REPLY. EVER!

It's ironic that "He's just not that into you" movie is just about out. I mean, if he wanted to go out, then he would right? Am I on a fucking hidden camera show here? Is someone going to tell me this was just some twisted test? Is this supposed to be funny? Really? I mean, what the fuck is going on? This one has stumped me. I'm letting it all go, but I'll say it again. WTF. WTF. WTF, Dummy.

time for a chant:
This person is clearly not thinking straight
He is lucky to date me
This person is clearly not thinking straight
He is lucky to date me

Join in at any time...lol. Boys schmoys. Now I feel better.